Tiny murders splattered across my first marriage, leaving me with stomach-wrenching cramps and a serious case of self-doubt.
Now, to tell the truth, no one else ever described what happened as murder. They called it by other names, casual phrases like “going with the flow,” and “taking it easy.”
But how else can I describe what happened to me? One minute I was a bubbly Southern Baptist girl who sang in the choir and wrote passionate essays in the diary I had kept since I was 11. Then suddenly I was smitten; dazzled by a smooth-talking guy I met while working on the Jimmy Carter campaign. Ted was smart and savvy, a political whiz kid. He was a visionary. He could toss ideas up like flapjacks over a hot griddle, sizzling when they landed and smelling like cake. We had long earnest discussions about my conservative upbringing. I felt crazy stirrings way down deep, a restlessness that made me want to toss my Pollyanna ways out the campaign headquarters door.
On the day of the Florida primary, I shocked myself and Ted by telling him that if we won that day, I was going to make wild passionate love to him. When I saw him later, in his brown suit and earth shoes, he told me that he had been to First Baptist, St. Anne’s Catholic, Bayview Episcopal, and Scenic Heights Presbyterian Church that day, praying for victory. Carter won the primary and the election, and I gladly kept my word. Ted and were engaged at the Inaugural Ball the following January, my brilliant diamond solitaire shooting prisms of color and hope out onto the dance floor.
But after being married only six weeks, I knew I’d made a terrible mistake. My handsome young husband urged me to let go of my insecurities and old-fashioned ways, so that I could enjoy an exciting “open marriage.” We had endless conversations about the women he wanted to sleep with, and how that wouldn’t affect his love for me one bit. Each day my romantic dreams died a little bit more, and the fiery cramps in my stomach became a little bit worse. I felt anxious and cried a lot. He felt tied down and was gone a lot.
I went to see my family doctor and told him about the constant pain. He laughed and said, “It’s just colitis, Terrie! Lots of young brides have it.”“What does that say about marriage, Dr. Pyle?” I responded, holding my stomach.
Just before our 10-month anniversary, Ted and I separated. I decided marriage was too painful, and resolved never to try it again. It took ten years and an extraordinary man to change my mind.

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January 28, 2008 at 7:19 pm
Joy
Terrie, I can see, hear, smell and taste this piece. The lines I will never forget: ideas like flapjacks that landed sizzling and smelling like cake (perfect description). The diamond solitaire shooting prisms of color out onto the dance floor. “I grew anxious and cried a lot. He felt tied down and was gone a lot.” And those are merely the pieces that stuck in my mind of a piece that is overall exciting, hilarious and sad. “What does that say about marriage, Dr. Pyle?” The question itself feels like a hard punch in the stomach. Please keep treating us with your delicious writing that is like a box of candy every time.
January 28, 2008 at 11:47 pm
seaglassgirl
Excerpt FROM NANCY & GER from when show aired:
“It’s a good ending.” Nance
“Quite a journey…Baptist girl, and diary since ll…” (ger/nance)
“Toss ideas….” that whole line. I love your voice. I know it. If we put papers in middle I would know Teri.” Nancy
“Brown suit and earth shoes. I loved all the churches and prayed. And telescoping of marriage.
And then the doctor, lots of young brides have it.”
(Nancy)
“Now I’ve been married for 21 years.”
Terrie
January 29, 2008 at 12:06 am
Mary Agnes
This piece has the quality of a novel in just a few hundred words. You set up characters and plot and conflict so deftly. There is ironic, bitter humor in it, such as the doctor saying “It’s just colitis. A lot of young brides have it.” This piece has a strong quality of story, and a story that we can relate to because of its powerful honesty.
January 29, 2008 at 1:49 am
seaglassgirl
What a compact and complicated story made so clear in this piece. The visit to the doctor, the way you capture the past (personally and politically) as though it is today, and the surprises in the piece and at the end. The voice is unique and the energy and picture of this young woman, before and after the marraige - we are with her.
Cissy
January 29, 2008 at 9:38 pm
ktmacd
Terrie,
I loved the irony in this piece~ the fact that Ted prays for victory in various churches of all denominations ~ and looks to break his wedding vows six weeks into a marriage. The reader, with only a little push, could hate this character who brings this bubbly Southern Baptist girl pain. As readers, we are glad to know she went on to be well treated!
February 6, 2008 at 7:35 pm
suzy
Tiny murders splattered across my first marriage, leaving me with stomach-wrenching cramps and a serious case of self-doubt. What a great first line. I want to keep reading and this line
“my brilliant diamond solitaire shooting prisms of color and hope out onto the dance floor.” This line breaks my heart. Your goodness brimming full until I read further.
“Each day my romantic dreams died a little bit more, and the fiery cramps in my stomach became a little bit worse. ” You told a complete story The hope, the let down truth, the end and then the better ending. really great.